Very Funny Pictures

I missed my little sister so much now. I can't wait for the weekend to come so that she could get online and chat with me. It has been a while since I've talked to her. If we still have an internet service in our home in Cebu, we could have chatted every weekend including the rest of my family. We used to do that often and now she rarely gets on the internet for the reason she has to pay for an hourly rate at a neighbor's computer.

I missed those times when we laugh together cam to cam and share really funny pictures that could really cracks her up. If I don't get to talk to her one of these days, I would be sulking and won't call the Philippines for a while. We will see if they don't get worried of me not calling them. I've done it once, for the whole five months since I left there they weren't able to hear anything from me so they got online and chatted with me asking why the silence? I just simply told them I didn't feel like calling them because I have my personal reason why and that they cannot force me to do things I don't want to do.

Check This Out When You're Bored

I got up this morning hoping to have some online tasks to do but to my dismay the world of blogging was so quiet. When this happens, I get bored easy so I turned to Facebook and see what the latest updates of people in my list. Same old story, nothing much going on. Then I browsed on the internet more and I stumble upon this website that has really funny pictures and other jokes that could really crack someone up like me.

This is the kind of website everybody should go if they don't have something to do or spending lazy hours on the internet because it's really great to read jokes or see funny pictures everyday. I even think of sharing some of the photos I like in my e-mail so I can make other people laugh especially those that are tired after a long day of hard work. These kind of photos could really make someone's day, trust me for I know what good jokes are. Sample funny pictures below. If you want more, just click on the link above or go directly to www.uberhumor.com. I hope this brings laughter in your morning too just like it did to me. There are still too many good jokes I need to read or see on this site but for now I need to get up for I am starving. Have a good laugh everyone!

One Wish

It's a nice one. Please take the time to read it. Have a great Saturday everyone!

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women.

We want to know how they feel inside. What they are thinking when they give us the silent treatment? Why they cry? What they mean when they say 'nothing's wrong'? Why they snap and complain when we try to help? And, finally, how we can make a woman truly happy?'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'

Obedient Wife

When you're down and weary, pick yourself up, hold your chin up high and laugh. Now it's time to really show that good laugh of yours by reading this good joke I have for you folks. I received it in my email and share it here so all women can read it! This is really really good, I tell you.

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

Let's Have Some Laugh

I received this in my e-mail and it's very hilarious. I am sharing it here with you all so we can have a good laugh together. Read and please laugh out loud.

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....